英語搞笑故事(英語搞笑故事帶翻譯簡單短小)

以下是關(guān)于英語搞笑故事(英語搞笑故事帶翻譯簡單短小)的介紹

以下是關(guān)于英語搞笑故事(英語搞笑故事帶翻譯簡單短小)的介紹

英語搞笑故事：

有一次，我去一家餐廳吃午飯。當(dāng)服務(wù)員問我要點什么的時候，我特別想要吃牛排，并想試試我的英語水平，于是我說：“Can I have a beef stick?”

服務(wù)員一臉驚訝地問道：“你確定嗎？”

我覺得服務(wù)員大概是不太懂英語，所以我再次確定道：“Yes, I want a beef stick.”

服務(wù)員笑著說：“好的，我馬上給你拿來?！?/p>

過了不久，服務(wù)員端來了一盤烤肉串，我才意識到我剛剛搞錯了單詞，正確的應(yīng)該是beef steak。

這時候我看著服務(wù)員，又看著眼前盤中的烤肉串，不由得無奈地苦笑起來，又搞錯了一個單詞，真是夠搞笑的。

這件事情教會了我，學(xué)一門語言除了要勤加練習(xí)外，還要學(xué)會虛心請教別人。

Once upon a time, there was a boy who couldn't speak English very well. He wanted to order a pizza over the phone, but he was nervous about his pronunciation. He picked up the phone and said in a shaky voice, "Hello, can I have a pepperoni and mushroom pizza please?"

The pizza place replied, "Sure, would you like the pizza cut into six pieces or eight pieces?"

The boy replied, "Oh, just six please. I don't think I could eat eight."

這是一個搞笑的故事，講的是一個英語不太好的小男孩想要下訂一個披薩，卻因為發(fā)音不自信。然后他通過電話點了一份薩，但被問要不要切成6片或8片時，他回答說只要6片就好了，因為他覺得自己吃不下8片。這個故事以短小簡單的方式傳達了一個搞笑的消息，告訴我們即使你的英語不夠好，也不要害怕用它溝通。

英語搞笑故事6人劇本帶翻譯

這個故事的主人公們是6個朋友：Tom，Jack，Lily，Kate，Mike和Mandy。他們一起去參加了一場演唱會，并在演唱會結(jié)束后決定一起去酒吧慶祝。在酒吧里，幾個人開始聊天。

Tom: 非常感謝你們今晚陪我去聽演唱會。

Jack: 沒關(guān)系，那個歌唱家真的很厲害！

Lily: 對，他的聲音讓我感到非常震撼！

Kate: 不過我最喜歡的是那首經(jīng)典的老歌，它讓我想起了我的父親。

Mike: 嗯，音樂真是神奇的東西，它可以讓你時隔多年重溫某些美好的回憶。

Mandy: 說到回憶，我想起了一件有趣的事情。上個月我和我的狗在公園里散步，它突然沖向一只松鼠，結(jié)果松鼠拿了塊面包逃跑了，而我的狗滿嘴餿咖喱味。

所有人都笑了起來。

Tom: 哈哈，那真是太有趣了！

Jack: Mandy，你的狗一定是個饞貓。

Lily: 對，這個故事非常有趣！

Kate: 我剛剛喝了太多啤酒，我也想說些有趣的事情，但是我連自己的名字都記不清了。

Mike: 哈哈，別擔(dān)心，我們都有這樣的時候。好了，我也要開車回家了，不過今晚真的很愉快！

Mandy: 對不起，Mike，我們都有些喝醉了，你能載我們回家嗎？

Mike: 當(dāng)然可以，跟我來吧！

翻譯：

Tom: Thank you so much for accompanying me to the concert tonight.

Jack: No problem, that singer was really amazing!

Lily: Yes, his voice was really powerful!

Kate: My favorite, though, was that classic old song. It reminded me of my father.

Mike: Yeah, music is really something else. It can bring back memories from so long ago.

Mandy: Speaking of memories, I remember something funny that happened last month. My dog and I were walking in the park, and he suddenly chased after a squirrel. The squirrel ran off with a piece of bread, and my dog came back smelling like rotten curry.

Everyone laughed.

Tom: Haha, that's really funny!

Jack: Mandy, your dog must be a hungry cat.

Lily: Yeah, that story was really amusing!

Kate: I've had too much to drink, I can't even remember my own name.

Mike: Haha, don't worry, we've all been there. Well, I'm going to go home now, but it was really fun tonight!

Mandy: I'm sorry, Mike, we've all had a little too much to drink. Can you give us a ride home?

Mike: Of course, follow me!

It was the first day of school, and the kindergarten teacher was trying to teach the children how to say the alphabet. As she went through the letters, she noticed one boy wasn't paying attention.

"Johnny, what comes after L?" the teacher asked.

Suddenly, Johnny's hand shot up. "Teacher! Teacher! Pick me! I know the answer!"

Excited to see Johnny participating, the teacher called on him.

"Okay Johnny, what comes after L?" she asked again.

Johnny proudly replied, "Obviously, it's LMNO!"

The teacher couldn't help but chuckle at his innocent mistake. She then proceeded to explain that the letters should be sung as a group, rather than individual letters.

Translation: 這是學(xué)校的***天，幼兒園老師正在教孩子們說字母表。當(dāng)她念到某個字母的時候，她發(fā)現(xiàn)有一個男孩沒有注意聽。

“約翰尼，L后面是什么？”老師問道。

突然，約翰尼的手飛快地舉了起來，“老師！老師！選我！我知道答案！”

老師很高興地看到約翰尼很積極主動，于是又問了一遍：“好的，約翰尼，L后面是什么？”

約翰尼很自豪地回答，“顯然是LMNO??！”

老師不禁笑了起來，她接著解釋道字母應(yīng)該一組一組地唱，而不是一個一個字母地唱。

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